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Bizarre Aquatic Relationship Is A Real Bottle Nose

ORLANDO, FL-- Ethel Mietzen-Dojuk wasn't ready to jump out of the marriage pool. But her husband, Martin Dojuk, had said it was to be "sink or swim."

Ethel chose to swim.

Martin Dojuk gets a wet kiss from Squidsy, while Ethel clings on to her husband.

Martin's unusual love for an Atlantic bottlenose dolphin named "Squidsy" was causing waves in the eleven-year marriage.

Martin and Ethel, former residents of Busby, Illinois, first met Squidsy on a Florida vacation in the spring of 1999. Squidsy was a trained performer at the South Florida Dolphin Playgrounds, and Martin was a produce manager for Lucky Foods.

"The first time I met Squidsy I knew I was in love," said Martin. "Squidsy is such a playful free spirit. He appreciates life, and lives for the moment. It didn't matter to me that we weren't even of the same species."

Martin knew from that moment that his life had changed. When the couple got back from their three-week trip, Martin immediately put in for a transfer to Florida, and confessed to Ethel his feelings towards the adorable sea mammal.

Shocked at first, Ethel separated from her husband, and moved in with her sister Natalie in Fresno. But three months later, she made up her mind to follow Martin to Florida. She found him living in a rented cabana near Seaworld Florida.

Martin now works at an Orlando Mini-Mart, and Ethel has made a big splash in retail. Of course, Squidsy, who is a dolphin with no economic rights in America, nor any other country or independent state for that matter, was indifferent to the situation.

The Bermuda Love Triangle, as Orlando residents are calling it, is flourishing. Mostly because Ethel wasn't afraid to get her feet wet, again.

They have no plans on returning to Illinois at this time. Squidsy, when asked about his aquatically challenged companions, did a backwards tail-skim, and then squirted water on the journalists.

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