 |
 | |||
|
|
| |||
|
|
 |
 |
||||||||||||
| CANADA'S SOURCE FOR HUMOUR, PARODY, AND SATIRE
I don't know
why I bother, honestly I don't - especially when there's nothing to be
had for it or when nothing good comes from all the efforts I do, honestly,
who tries more than I do, I ask, and get no reply or this is what I get
- a big kick in the face after all I've done, honestly, I should be complaining
more, that's what I should do, then maybe we'd see some results, something
done by those ungrateful buggers, honestly, I just can not believe the
nerve of them especially after all I've done and this is how they repay
me, me, honestly, get this, can you believe it, they had the nerve to
ask for the five dollars I borrowed once, and I admit I did owe five dollars,
sure, five dollars, but it sure is rude don't you think to say in a really
sneaky way something like "hey I heard you owe her five dollars"
because first of all she didn't have the guts to come to me herself to
ask for her five dollars because she knows everything I've done, honestly,
and she knows it would be rude to ask herself so she gets the other one
to ask, but to pretend like she's not asking for the money but only asking
about the money, but I can see right through that I tell you, I wasn't
born yesterday and secondly if it was twenty-five dollars I'd understand
because twenty-five dollars is a lot of money, but five dollars, honestly,
it's five dollars, and this after all the things I've bought and done
for them they're worried about the five dollars, well honestly I don't
know why I bother with attitudes like that
|
|||||||||||||
 |
|
||||||||||||
| This fictional story about satire is intended for adults. | The World Leader in Canadian humour, humor, parody, and satire. | |
| Tell us what you thought. Visit our Message Boards. | HOME | DISCLAIMER | ABOUT US | Copyright 2005-2001 The Toque Entertainment. |
by
Fubrics Short
