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Metallica humour
Metallica Heavily Into New Direction

LOS ANGELES, CA-- After twenty years of performing, eight releases, and millions of albums sold, the musical group Metallica has decided to change its name, according to "Buzz" Davidson, a spokesman for the group.

Metallica Topfortyca"The guys just felt that it was time for a name change," said Buzz. "I mean, yeah, the name 'Metallica' was great for them when they started out young, raw and hungry. It was a great name for the band when they refused to make music videos, but they've changed now."

Buzz also said "they've sold millions of albums, but they've had their hair cut, and now they look forward to the music video making process. I mean, let's face it--after that whole Napster thing, everyone could see that this wasn't the same band."

Buzz thinks the band's new direction will be good for sales, but more importantly, it will help maintain its integrity.

Topfortyca is currently recording a Christmas album that will be released in early November of this year.

They have no immediate plans for a tour, but hope to be able to perform at as many awards ceremonies as possible.

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