| CANADA'S SOURCE FOR HUMOUR, PARODY, AND SATIRE
 by Fubrics Short
After spending
many years carefully examining the scandalous behaviours of our politicians
in Ottawa (that's the capital, for those less well-informed) I have come
to the conclusion that the only real way to restore order and discipline
to the House of Commons is for the party whip to really use their whip
to instill a proper sense of order into the common parliamentarian, a
rascally brute accustomed to banging his or her sebacious fists on the
table and booing indecorously other members of the house, it's a house
after all, not a barn, where did these people learn their manners for
heaven's sake, well they'll learn soon enough after a few sharp stings
of leather, perhaps with a bit of steel at the end, to really bring the
lesson home, if you know what I mean, they'll learn the hard way that
politeness is important and yelling out of turn does not get you what
you want, there are rules, for the love of God, let's follow them and
get the job done, and done right, and you can't do that by a disaffected
grandstanding or licentious beating of breasts, at least not in public,
imagine how things would be different for the leader of Her Majesty's
Loyal Opposition (one Mr. Stockwell Day, for those less well-informed)
if the dissension in his party's ranks was quickly quelled by a few judicious
whacks, drawing perhaps a just a bit of blood, remember those little steel
bits, what better way to encourage sagacity and decorum among his supporters?
fubrics@thetoque.net
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