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Advice from Helena Aunde-Bague
Ohh, I am beginning to worry that writing will be like the work.
Of course I know what
work is! I have had to hire cleaning staff many times before. And you
do not think the caterers just show up by themselves?
Sometimes I think
that hosting a party is so much more than the work. I have to remember
a lot of names. I have to pretend that I care about all of the guests.
Even the ones that surely should rather be watching their football. That
is not work?
Perhaps I
should do your work while you come host my party. Haha, I am just kidding.
Maybe instead I can offer some thinking about how to host parties. That
would not seem like work at all. Ahh, but look, I have run out of space
for the words. Remind me next week, huh?

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