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By Grouchy
Joe, Proud American
I keep hearing about stories of old fishing boats washing up on our shores
that people are using for smuggling. These idjits aren't smuggling diamonds,
or rubies, or guns, or even wacky-tobacky! These idjits are smuggling
Chinese people!
What are these idjits thinking? Why would people have to smuggle Chinese
people?
I know that a trip to China can be mighty expensive, but if you want to
see a Chinese person, you don't have to smuggle one into the country--there
are plenty of them around. Every day when I walk down to the library I
see lots of Chinese people. I see Chinese men, Chinese women, and even
Chinese children on the street every day!
If people want to
see some Chinese people they don't have to smuggle them into the country,
they just have to open their eyes! There are plenty of Chinese people
around, especially down by Main street in "Chinese-people-town".
There are lots of them down there.
What are these Idjits thinking? It ain't against the law to look at Chinese
people! Its not like robbing a bank or stealing a car. You're not hurting
anyone. You're just looking!
Hell, if they want to see a Chinese guy that badly, I'll bring my friend
Bob Takahashi over and they can look at him!
The world is full of Idjits!
grouchyjoe@thetoque.com
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