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Virgins
Celebrate Without Consummating
BIRMINGHAM,
AL-- The
Fourth Annual Virgin Convention was held in Birmingham, Alabama over the
weekend. And this year's event had a record turnout of 43 people.
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Attendees of the 4th Annual Virgin Convention Party.
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Organizer Douglas
Quinn, 52, (pictured center) was delighted with the showing. "This
convention was totally awesome. I had a great time. The other conventions
were totally awesome too, but this one just seemed to be a little bit
more awesomer!"
The Adult Virgins
Society, or AVS, officially has 28 members. This is down by two from their
registered total of 30 last year. Over the past twelve months, one member
passed away and another got married.
Alistair Howard, a
lifelong virgin, (pictured on the far right) attended for the fourth straight
year. "I don't know why everyone makes fun of us. Virgins know how
to have a good time."
Bernard Hepplechase,
manager of the Riverchase Inn in Birmingham, was pleased with his Virgin
convention guests. "Other than having to clean up all those Zima
bottles by the pool on Sunday morning, they were model visitors."
When asked
about the details of next year's Virgin Convention Party, Quinn responded
"I don't know where its going to be yet, but I know that it's going
to be a great time and I'm going to be there for sure! Whoooo!"
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