| CANADA'S
SOURCE FOR CHUCK NORRIS HUMOUR, PARODY, AND SATIRE
Sucking
Out Fat Is Easier Than Kicking Ass
MESQUITE,
TX--
Chuck Norris, star of such films as The Delta Force, A Force
Of One, and Sidekicks was spotted yesterday leaving a liposuction
clinic just outside of Dallas.
| |
Chuck Norris outside of Dr. Alexander's liposuction clinic
in Mesquite, Texas.
|
Norris's
publicist, Paul Baker had no comment regarding the action star and health
gadget guru.
When asked
if he thought Chuck might have breast cancer or some other ailment that
might require naturopathic treatments that possibly weren't working effectively,
he again replied "no comment."
It was suggested
that perhaps Norris, 61, was at the clinic to have a mole removed, or
to have his brows re-furrowed.
The television
Texas Ranger had recently completed a tour promoting his book "Chuck
Norris' Eat, Cheat, And Beat The Shit Out Of Fat", which is currently
available in major book stores.
At no time
was there any suggestion that Norris had been to the clinic to have the
fat sucked out of this thighs.
When asked,
legendary fitness guru Jack LaLanne, 86, who recently blasted Suzanne
Somers for her liposuction scandal, would only comment that "liposuction
or not, Chuck could still kick my ass."
Dr. Nick
Alexander, operator of the clinic, refused to comment on the liposuction
situation but did reveal that Missing In Action 2: The Beginning
was his favourite Braddock movie.
As a precaution,
infomercials for Total Gym have been pulled from television until Mr.
Baker can finish "working out" the details of a scheduled press
conference announcement.
Archived Stories
|
