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| CANADA'S SOURCE FOR E-COMMERCE HUMOUR, PARODY, AND SATIRE
I received the most amazing super promotion in my e-mail today, and oh man that got me excited! It seems the brilliantly amazing marketing people at Cyber FirePower! decided to choose me, Cecil Sechelles, as a potential customer for their e-mail marketing campaign. I feel like yelling out to the world how good I feel right now! I am really stoked at the opportunity to buy 200 million "fresh" e-mail addresses from them for only $149. Did I mention that they were fresh? I bet there's nothing worse than buying stale e-mail addresses, when you're puttin' up $149. Maybe they have some special on day-old e-mail addresses. I bet they could sell 'em for $129 or even $119. I know momma likes to get down to the bakery nice and early and buy day-old sourdough loaves. She gets 'em for 99 cents I think. They're also telling me in this e-mail that I only need to make a penny off of each of these names, and I'll make two million bucks! Damn, I can see myself on the beach in Maui right now! Hey, little lady, bring me another margarita. I just made two million dollars. You want to know how I made two million dollars? I'd love to tell ya, but I can't. I can only say this much; it involved 200 million people, and a whole lotta pennies. I won't bore you with the rest of the details. I'm sure I don't want to get anyone in trouble for disclosing this valuable business information. Especially before I've gotten my two million. Maybe we'll discuss it over some mahi-mahi when I see you in Hawaii. You don't
have to be a genius to keep it real.
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