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 by Fubrics Short
It is with a certain
amount of glee and hope for more political carnage on the verdant landscape
of Ottawa (that's the capital of this fair land of milk and honey for
those not in the know) that your humble scribe and others of his ilk await
with great anticipation the crumbling of Her Majesty's Loyal Opposition
when parliament resumes this fall, the end of the year, when the hope
for New Beginnings has faded, and the fruit and vegetables that have been
sowed in the ground by indecorous past actions, the many mistakes and
inconsonant errors, bear their just fruit, ready for the harvest that
is the new political season, who will fare well this year, who will bring
home the trophy of the campaign I wonder, another Fall upon us, and yet
it is another Spring for the troops of the various teams and parties lined
up two-swords-lengths against each other, and this time undoubtedly the
once mighty Progressive Conservative Party, thought to be dead, like the
Montreal Canadians hockey team, will be sitting next to the Canadian Alliance,
once thought to be the Kings-In-Waiting, now seeming to be like a poorly-made
pie crust, crumbling at the least touch, there are now nine or so large
crumbs that sit outside of the pie, and they expect to become 12 soon,
enough for their own small pie, or team, or party, what will they do,
how will they fare I ask, will they remain their own crumbs, fallen off
to the wayside, forgotten by all, will they roll together into a small
crust, enough for a tart, or will they be rolled up into a juicy new Progressive
Conservative pie.
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