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By Grouchy
Joe, Proud American
I was on the bus today when I saw this young man sitting in front of me.
And then it hit me--there is something wrong with the kids these days!
This kid was wearing two big gold hoops on his ears! And a big gold chain
around his neck! He looked like a pretty little girl.
I had to take off my glasses, wipe 'em clean, and then take another look
to be sure. But there he was, a boy with earrings and a necklace! I couldn't
believe it!
I think this idjit was really mixed up. Boys don't wear jewelry--girls
do!
I'm not making this up. This really happened. I'm being totally honest
here!
Has anyone ever heard of anything so funny? I mean it was like he was
a damned pirate! I tell ya, this idjit should have had a black eye-patch
and a parrot on his shoulder, to round out the costume. It makes me chuckle
now just thinking about it.
So how come these hippies always have to sit near me? Wherever I go, there
are all these hippie kids. I can't go anywhere without the damned hippie
kids following me around!
What crazy thing will these idjits do next? Are they going to start piercing
their noses?
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