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You know something? I am tired of depending on a job with too little pay, too many hours with no personal awards and a low-promising future. Working for the "boss" is demeaning and unrewarding. That's why I'm thinking about three weeks of training in Florida to help me earn a minimum of $8,000 per month running my own business. You know I'd tell you if I could, about this "new breakthrough technology". Hell, I'd give away cold fusion if I thought it would help everyone. But, my e-mail is confidential, and I can't just go blabbing to everyone how I'm going to sell people on a weight-loss system that doesn't require dieting, exercise, or taking pills of any kind. When this kind of offer comes to me from a respectable company that's been in business for thirty years, I take the time to listen. If they want to do business with Mr. Cecil Sechelles, they've got my attention. They hit it right on the nose when they said I had the extraordinary desire to learn and earn. They weren't kidding when they said my financial past doesn't have to be my financial future. But I've got to act quickly, because you know these opportunities with their exclusive territorial rights are going fast. I've got to be there yesterday to take advantage of this ground floor opportunity full of reward. Mamma does need a new pair of shoes. If all goes
well, there'll be a new-look Cecil. You'll see what a little hands-on
training can do.
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