World's Greatest Feminist To Be Decided On Oprah

CHICAGO, IL-- Let's get ready to rumble! Oprah Winfrey will be dedicating her July 23rd program to determine who is the world's greatest feminist. On the upcoming show, world feminist leaders Camille Paglia and Gloria Steinem will be "foxy boxing" to establish feminist supremacy.

The two women hope to settle the dispute of who can properly be called the "World's Greatest Feminist." And, at the same time, try to appropriate the sport of foxy boxing for the feminist movement. They hope to elevate the misogynistic bar-sport to a credible, respectable level (which foxy boxers can be proud of).

At the press conference promoting the bout, Oprah, dressed in a tuxedo, sat between Steinem and Paglia. While being questioned by the attended media, Oprah pretended to smoke from an unlit cigar. She then stated:"This will be the Foxy Boxing Match of the Century!"

Ms. Steinem, who co-founded Ms. Magazine in 1971, was very optimistic about her chances. "I'm hoping that Camille and I can have a good, clean match that will settle this issue. At the same time I hope we can inspire young women to stand up for their rights, be strong and make their voices heard, and perhaps even become a professional foxy boxer."

Ms. Paglia, who has written for The Harvard Gay & Lesbian Review, was equally excited. "I can't wait," said Paglia cunningly. "This is going to be fun--foxy fun."

Oprah, who has agreed to be the special-guest referee for the title match, is elated. "I'm a huge fan of both women and I'm honoured that they chose to involve me," she proclaimed. "I think that it's fabulous that Camille and Gloria have agreed to come on my show to establish supremacy."

The July 23rd episode is expected to become the most anticipated Oprah program since the show began in 1985.

The Oprah's Book Club reading, "Oprah's Guide To Foxy Boxing" has debuted at #3 on the New York Times Bestsellers List. "I think that this program is going to be fan-tabulous!" Oprah beamed. "We are going to make television herstory!"

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