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| CANADA'S SOURCE FOR SNUFFLEUPAGUS HUMOUR, PARODY, AND SATIRE
THE SKIES ABOVE-- Non believers! It is I, Snuffleupagus The Mighty. How dare you mispronounce My name in vain! I shall send a stone golem in My image to wreak havoc upon you! Then will you believe?
You think Me clumsy and shy?! A meek little mouse in a pachydermic shell? Fools! You should have listened to the children! For years I was amongst you, silly humans. I was over 15 feet long, and 7 feet tall, and yet I could still avoid your searching glances. You thought your Muppet friends had lied. Ha ha ha! I shall have My revenge upon those who doubted My existence! I have let you live this long, only because I thought My followers were loyal. This has proven false. All that time I spent manipulating the children ...and that useless yellow bird! For what?! My revenge will soon be at hand. For even as we speak, My monster speeds towards your heavily populated centers, craving destruction. Still, you are fortunate. Were I to descend upon the earth now, I would squeeze the life out of you with My powerful snuffle. My trunk you idiots! I would need only play a couple notes on My snuffleflute and you would be vaporized. You should have learned to spell My name! Some of you will be spared. The Devoted, the innocent, and perhaps the descendants of Mr. Hooper. As for the rest of you...
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