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FRASERVIEW APTS.-- Standing between a bear cub and its mother might be considered a safer spot than getting too close to Corey Benson's grill.
The 26-year-old outdoor chef is very protective of his gas barbecue, and friends should be well advised to give Corey his "space" at the next Benson party. "I just don't want people messing with my meat," said Corey. "Every man has the right to cook food on his own grill without interference." Corey's defensive attitude surfaced a couple weeks ago after he invited friends over from his softball team for a "mid-season" bash. Teammate Roger Tambellini had had a few too many Seagrams and had tried to "help" Corey cook the four pounds of Polish sausage the team had provided for the cookout. "I know Roger's intentions were well-meant," said Tina Benson, Corey's newlywed wife. "But he did mess up Corey's grill-marks. It was a little embarrassing." Corey considers himself an average American male, and thinks his reactions were probably justified. "Maybe I didn't have to close the lid on Roger's hand," said Corey. "But maybe the smell of searing human flesh was just the warning he needed." Roger, the second-baseman on Corey's softball team, was unable to play for a week while his hand healed, but understood he was out of line. "Corey
was totally justified," said Roger. "I should have known better
than to invade his barbecue space. I have no beef with him."
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