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Karen let a major secret out of the bag today. She's this top legal consultant for an industry has just developed a literal cash machine. Now I will be able to turn $250 into $2,000 virtually overnight. And that's just for starters. How would you like this to be you? Well, I'd have to ask Karen first, but I'm pretty sure you're going to have to go out and get your own cash machine. A literal cash machine my friend. None of them fancy non-literal ones I bet. I know it sounds too good to be true, but it's all done automatically. I just collect the cash. And you know how much I like collecting the cash. Mmm mmm, bring on the cash collecting baby! Karen says I will be amazed. I don't have to do NO faxing, I don't have to go to NO meetings, and sure as beans there won't be NO doing everyone else's work for them. She tells me in this e-mail that it's the only legitimate and legal program of its kind. I'd spend more time telling you about this opportunity, but I can't wait! I've got to contact her pronto, before the masses jump in ahead of me. Karen says I will be working directly with a very heavy marketer. Poor guy, he's probably making so much money, he's eating out all the time. I'll invite him over for dinner, and momma can make us up something lean-like. So once again, I've got nothing to lose, and everything to gain. I've already replied to her, and now I just have to sit back and wait for her to send me the secret. Then there'll be nothing to do but collect cash.. Maybe I'll
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