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Damn I've been selfish, going on about how much money I'm gonna make on the Internet. I didn't even think about momma's feelings. She's a good woman, and I'd bust up the first person who said she wasn't. But I was thinking; momma's not content with me making my millions on diet secrets, e-mail campaigns, and web diploma programs. She wants to make some of that green herself. So I'm here to tell you momma, that Questsavers will give you $500 in free grocery coupons! Say what, you say? All she has to do is sign up for a FREE 30-day trial membership in their discount program and she can go to Lucky Foods and fill the station wagon with five hundred dollars worth of groceries? Oh baby, there's gonna be steaks on the grill tonight! Listen momma, I know you're craving for more sweet sugar deals like that. I understand that you're still a little terrified about going into business on your own after that terrible Tupperware party fire at your sister's. Nobody blames you baby. But this deal is so sweet! Questsavers is going to give you up to a 50% discount on brand name items like VCRs, jewelry, luggage, and golf equipment. You KNOW I'm not going to say no to a gift-wrapped autographed Tiger Woods driver, woman. So you see girl, there's room enough in the Sechelles family for two millionaires. Why don't we just sign you up today, and we'll worry later about those applicable membership fees described in the enrollment form. Hey, they'll bill your VISA for you so you don't even have to think about it--and you can cancel anytime. Oh momma,
we'll divvie up that Internet pie between us
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