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 Advice from Helena Aunde-Bague
Oh how I love to watch the old movies! I could repeat over and over my
favourite Breakfast At Tiffany's. Audrey you were such a pretty
peach.
But you ask me about
these new movies, and I shake my head. I do not want to see a movie that
has all these monkeys! I look at my magazine and all of these have talking
animals. Cats and donkeys and grizzly bears who are all speaking? Hahahaha.
Where are the new
Sophia Lorens in these movies? I do not see her. I so wish they would
make films for me to smile about.
I once saw this movie
that my niece Bridgitte absolutely begged me to see. It was about a flock
of the teenagers who had shopping problems to solve. It was not great,
but at least it showed that girls still need to shop at the mall. Another
time, we went together and saw Pretty Woman. Bah, she was not so
pretty.
But now, all I have
to watch is talking monkeys. If I want to see a monkey, I will fly to
Morocco and see them.
Oh Audrey,
I am so sad that you are gone. Maybe I will just stay home and watch L'Infermiera
starring my darling Ursula Andress. It has no monkeys, except maybe her
fat old man.
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