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When a man develops a reputation as an honest businessman and entrepreneur, people flock to you. That must be why my e-mail inbox is always stuffed with business opportunities. People are really wanting a piece of Mr. Cecil. I'm a busy man you must understand. I realize that every one of you has a guaranteed proven idea for making money, and you want to share it with me. But hold your horses girl, I'll get to you in time. As a businessman, I've got to pick and choose my business ventures carefully. I'm not going to invest my time in your profitability program until I've at least checked out your web page. And damn, some of you are enthusiastic. Why just this morning I received three e-mails from one company eager to get me to sign on with their new credit card formula. You've got some spunk I'll tell you that straight. But listen people, I've got to be honest with you. As much as I want to retire in such fabulous wealth that I can have a swimming pool filled with money like Scrooge McDuck, I can't reply to each and every one of you right now. I think the best thing for both of us, (and I know this hard to say), is if maybe you shared your business proposals with some other people, just to share the honey a bit. It goes against my better judgement to just throw opportunities away like an old dry biscuit, but I bet there are other people in this world who are just dying to get their hands on some of these ideas. I'm a hungry,
hungry man. I want to have it all. But, maybe just this once, Cecil is
willing to spread the sugar around.
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