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Fubrics Short
It is with
both amusement and alarm that this scribe, perched in his tower in the
glorious fair city of Ottawa, capital of this land of milk and honey,
and one of the eight most economically powerful nations in the Western
World, for which it is blessed with membership in that exclusive club:
the "G" club, or G8 club, seemingly meeting for informal talks
about the world economy and ecology, which I believe has something to
do keeping the North West Territories and the Territory of Assinobiea
undeveloped and free of stakeholders and farmers, shocking enough in itself
- any fool can see we need the railway to go through the prairies, straight
to the Pacific Ocean, only with a railway can settlers be attracted from
the less fortunate nations, nations that can only dream about belonging
to a "Good" club such as ours, and by adopting these unfortunate
sons of poorer countries as our own, lesser cousins to our own noble blood,
only then can we stem the flood of American Imperialism and its professed
Manifest Destiny to rule the entire continent - its secret dream to make
a G1 club, a Club of One, only then can we stop this tide that threatens
to over-run our fragile border, the longest undefended in the world, there
is no "red" zone here protected by concrete and barbed wire,
what on earth is our leader, Jean Chretien, doing by inviting the Club
to meet here next time, inviting the flood of unwashed protestors to our
unprotected shores, I can only say thank God it's Calgary and not my fair
city Ottawa
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