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By Grouchy Joe, Proud American
Want to know what I really hate these days? Well, I'm gonna tell you anyway; I hate people with dumb luck!
You know what people I'm talking about. I'm talking about those idjits that win the lottery even though I've been playing it for a lot longer. I'm talking about the nincompoops that win the Bingo Jackpot on their very first dabber. They get a ringer on their very first horseshoe toss, and they get a good kidney on their very first transplant!
Why can't the rest of us stiffs catch a break? Why can't we beat the odds and get a stroke of good luck from time to time?
Why are we the last to find out about the Early Bird Specials? Why are we the last to hear about the cribbage tournaments? Why do we always have to come in second?
Well, I'll tell ya, the good ol' U.S. of A. was not founded on winning the silver, it was founded on winning!
So, I'll tell you right now, the next lucky person who I come across is going to win a punch in the face from yours truly! Let's see how they like that prize!
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