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 Advice from Helena Aunde-Bague
I cannot hide my disappointment in you, my friend Yvette. I could not
say to your face my ashame I feel. Oh, how I wish you told me first!
I must tell you that
I saw up close on your wrist that you were not wearing an authentic Gucci
watch. Oh my precious Yvette! I would wish and hope that you could confide
in me your problems. If you are having difficulties maintaining your lifestyle,
I would hope you would ask me to at least help you find a new man who
could provide for you adequately. At the very least you could have worn
long sleeves to disguise.
You do not need to
be showing up with fake accessories and apparel. You intended to fool
me, but to maintain your presence among those around you. It was so obvious,
but I think you could have maybe convinced others.
But it is alright,
my sweet dear friend. It could have been worse for you even more. You
know I would only tell a few close friends about your indiscretion. You
need not fear that the rest of the common world would find out. I could
lend you one of my extra Rolex's, or at least you could appear to be slumming
with one of my Movado's. This is something between friends that I would
do.
There is
no need for you to continue with these charades.
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