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Whoa, whoa whoa! I think we might have a slight misunderstanding here. It seems that some of my friends, my new Internet business associates, have accidentally put me in touch with the wrong contacts. Now it's not like I have anything against the adult entertainment business, but I think I should let you know right now that me and momma have a strong, stable relationship. That's okay, I'm sure you didn't know. You probably just saw another opportunity for old Cecil to pick up a few more bucks, and I know you meant well. But, I think you should realize, that I am happily married, and I have no need for young models, begging for my love. You see, the foundation for a good marriage is the same as a sound business plan. You put all of your energies into making it work, and you reap the rewards of your toils. Now, I don't want you good people to think that I'm interested in reaping someone else's business, because I' not. And it's best that you keep this proposition quiet, because momma will get something serious on my ass if she thinks I'm involved. So, between
you and me, let's not talk about the profitable situations that present
themselves in the forms of young, beautiful women appearing on our computer
screens. It's probably better that someone else take the reins on this
one; they could probably use the money, and I could use not getting my
ass whumped by momma, the light of my life that she is.
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