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Did you know that God has a plan for you, and it includes making money? Yes He does! Using the Keys of Understanding and a little hard work processing money judgments you too can have the riches of Kings. This week we will examine the Book of Judges, and how God cares so much for your welfare He will put into your hands the means for your financial dreams to come true. The Book of Judges is in the Old Testament, and follows the Book of Joshua. While it is literally, and entirely truthfully, about heroes like Samson, there is also a special message hidden inside by God. It's waiting for you to discover. Let's look together: Chapter Fifteen, verse three reads: "Samson said, 'This time I'm not going to be responsible for what I do to the Philistines!' So he went and caught three hundred foxes." Applying the Keys of Understanding, a series of refined, scientific mathematical processes too detailed to go through in this short space we can translate this phrase as: "The non-payment of judicial debt has grown to epidemic proportions. Right now there are between 200 and 300 billion shekels of uncollected Money Judgment debt." Can you see where the Lord is leading you? Verse six reads: "When the Philistines asked who had done this, they learned that Samson had done it because his father-in-law, a man from Timnah, had given Samson's wife to a friend of Samson's." Using my Keys of Understanding, developed over the last 15 years, we can now translate this as: "We have perfected this business into a well-proven and solid profession in which only a select few will be trained in the techniques necessary to succeed." The Keys of Understanding have been scientifically proven again and again to unlock the mysteries of God's Word, and to help you earn your well-deserved reward. We have looked at just two verses of one Book of the Holy Scripture. Imagine the Wealth of Information God has hidden in the whole Bible! Imagine what it could mean to you! I leave you
with Chapter Fifteen, verse fifteen, as interpreted by these special and
unique Keys of Understanding: "We have associates who have taken
our course and are now working full time making from $96,000 to over $200,000
per year
Evan Gilleste's Biblical Archive
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