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I am not one to go about practicing without preaching, or preaching without practice. I will practice preaching until I get it right. Roughly translated, that means that I talk about business with some authority because my certificate from the Brockton Heights College of Business allows it. Education is the cornerstone of all the other stones. I was concerned--up until now--that my education wasn't enough. That perhaps I could go back to school and learn more. Maybe get that bachelor's degree that I've always wanted. But Holy Moly was I surprised this morning when I got an e-mail from these good people who told me that my university diploma is ready for me. It seems that someone has found a solution for educational down-time. You see, in the world of business, you don't always have the time to invest in education. So when an opportunity to obtain certification from a prestigious non-accredited university presents itself, you know I'm going to buy into that deal. That's the fast-track to success that we have all been searching for, isn't it? Spending four years at university, when you can get your diploma in mere days just doesn't seem feasible to me. Now I'm not knocking the college life; that just wouldn't be decent of me to say so. It's just that those precious young years of your life, the time when you've got that unbridled enthusiasm, that drive to succeed, are not always best served in a classroom. Better that you used that energy to succeed on the streets, where money is your certificate of success. This educational business bases your diploma on your present knowledge and life experience. Professor Sechelles has a nice respectable ring to it, wouldn't you say? I'm going to recommend this quick solution for education. When someone comes along and offers me bachelors, masters, MBA, and doctorate (PhD) diplomas in the field of my choice, I've got no choice but to don the robe of wisdom. These people must know what they're about. I can't imagine that a company would falsely represent themselves--especially in a business that promotes education. You really should have a look at this opportunity. They've made it so simple that you're not even required to take tests, purchase textbooks, or even submit yourself to invasive interviews. And no one is turned down! Finally! The doors are starting to open. Believe you
me, people are going to take you seriously when you hand them your business
card and it's got some letters after your name.
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