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 Floyd Barber, Motivational Warehouse Supervisor
I don't know why you're laughing. You can wipe that smile off your face
right now, because I'm not laughing. You think this is some sort of laughing
matter?
I'm telling you right now, I'm not going to put up with this shit much
longer. You might think you're getting away with it, but you're not. You
better believe I'm serious.
What makes you think that this is some sort of joke? Do I look like some
sort of comedian to you? Is there a sign on my back that says I'm a funny
guy?
I can make that smirk
disappear. Don't think that I'm kidding around here.
Maybe all this fooling
around is second nature to you. You like to talk shit do you? Well, I'm
the one who's talking now. And I'm saying to you that that shit ain't
funny. Just consider yourself lucky that I don't come down on you harder
right now. Because I can and I will.
We understand each
other, right?
Remember that I'm
not going to tolerate this shit. Other people may have looked the other
way in the past, but I'm a hard-ass, and I'll nip it in the bud. You try
that shit with me, and you'll be swimming in it. I call down a whole world
of shit on you, and you'll be buried neck-deep in it.
Now that
I've made myself clear, we can move on. We are clear on that right?
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