 |
 | |||
|
|
| |||
|
|
 |
 |
||||||||||||
| CANADA'S SOURCE FOR E-COMMERCE HUMOUR, PARODY, AND SATIRE
It occurs to me, that with all this e-business I've been dabbling in lately, all the Internet commerce that I've invested my time and my money into, and the seemingly endless number of opportunities that fills my inbox every week, I've neglected to properly position myself in foreign investment strategies. Now I know that's probably worth a chuckle to you; Old Cecil has had it coming. Cecil, why haven't you focused your moneymaking energies into foreign investment strategy? Cecil, you cunning snake, why don't you dig up a couple of those coffee cans full of cash and drop some of it in foreign investment? Well, you see, Cecil has had his hands full of the greenstuffs coming out of our own nation. There's just so much of it spilling over like so much drainwater in my neglected eavestroughs! I'd like to start filling my pockets with some shiny new Euros, but I'm going to have to read at least a couple more e-mails before I'm ready to jump into the great world economy. My brother Earl is always telling me I'm going over my head in these business deals. Earl's been a boilermaker practically his whole life, and keeps a tight seal on his wallet. We'll see where his forty years of penny pinching gets him when he retires next year. All that time he's just been letting his money sit there in the bank. No balls at all. Well Earl,
me and momma will send you some fine pictures from that Riviera, when
we set up shop near there in Europe next year.
|
|||||||||||||
 |
|
||||||||||||
| This fictional story about satire is intended for adults. | The World Leader in Canadian humour, humor, parody, and satire. | |
| Tell us what you thought. Visit our Message Boards. | HOME | DISCLAIMER | ABOUT US | Copyright 2005-2001 The Toque Entertainment. |
Business and E-Commerce Solutions from Cecil Sechelles
