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| CANADA'S SOURCE FOR HUMOUR, PARODY, AND SATIRE
You must remember to always keep an extra pair of gloves in your purse, or there you could have a nail file hidden so delicately in amongst the lining of your shawl. No one must really have to know. One of my suggestions is something that I always do when I attend the parties (when I am not hosting of course). It is a little thing I do with my hands to keep them moving while I tell my dear friends the amazing stories of my travelling. Since I am being so animated with my talking, no one would ever notice that there is a nail that has broken off. My very dear friend, Louisa Von Carlotta, she says to always hold a small cracker in the hand with the nail that is broken, and in so cleverly hiding the fact that your nail is not the same as the rest. She can be so clever sometimes. It is almost too sad that she is beginning to wrinkle. I have often been told as well that you can repair these damaged nails immediately, with proper adhesive. But I must caution you against doing this when in a socially public situation. Can you not imagine the shame you would feel if you were discovered in the powder room patching up your broken nail?! Oh, I would almost rather be seen in an American automobile! It is far better that you conceal this from everyone. If it is found out by your almost-peers that you have had an accident with one of your lustrous nails, I would say to them that it happened because you broke it on the inferior china, when you were holding your tea. They will
think twice again not to judge you about your manicure.
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