Unique Perspectives With Gamer Dewd

This reading shit can really blow your mind. I mean it's not the same as the sweet feeling of some keen railgunning action in Quake 3 or laying on the moves in Street Fighter Alpha, but it's really not that bad.

So check it, I was reading Harry Potter (yah, the little British dweeb) and I was all into the whole wizard thing going on. I wanted that keen perspective you get when you read the book then check out the movie, you know?

So yah, this kid finds out he's got the magic thing going on when he turns eleven and he's all like "sweet" and is all wanting to zap the shit out of his aunt and uncle, and this little fat bastard of a cousin. But he doesn't waste them, and ends up checking into some whack wizard school instead. He's all like "I'm outta here" and his relatives are like "later dweeb".

Their school is some totally bizarre castle, and they're teaching him like how to brew magic potions, and turn shit green. And they play some whacked out game of air soccer or some shit, and they're riding brooms like frickin' Witch Hazel man. There's no mention anywhere in the book that any of them play Quake, or even mention computer gaming at all. Minor biteage for that oversight.

The rest of the book is some hero-villain shite that I won't spoil too much, except to say that the dweeb wins (well, there is like four or five books right?).

I hope that the movie is majorly sweet. It should be, because they spooged a hundred million making it. The computerized animation should rock, and the air soccer scenes will hopefully be impressive.

So yah, check out the book. It's kinda messed up in a dungeons and dragons sorta way, but you'll get the picture. And the unique perspective of knowing you read the book then saw the movie will make you insightful to your buddies.

Later dewds.