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I understand about not being as splendid as a princess. For one time I left the house with the wrong colour rouge on my pretty face, and I was so ashamed. I admit for me that this was only once in my lifetime, but it was enough for me to be scared enough to never let it happen again. But for you, I hope you can try to be as the best you can. It will do you no good to compare to me, as I know we cannot be the same as the apples and the shrivelly oranges. It is much better for you to be as cute as you can be without reaching too high for the stars. You can maybe dress a little less frumpy to accentuate your modestly cute attributes. I know that you must think you were dealt a hand of bad cards when you were born, and that you felt the ugly duckling for so many years. I know that promoting yourself with your large expanse of bosom will certainly distract most common people, and I hope for you that will be enough. As your friend,
I must tell you in the honest truth. It is sometimes hard for me being
so beautiful. If I could for once be as ordinary, and walk amongst the
people like the princess and the pauper, I could maybe feel the way that
the simple and ungifted people go through their sad lifes. Just to experience
that for a day would make me so much more enriched. I could give to you
all that wisdom that makes you read my advice.
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Advice from Helena Aunde-Bague
