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Kent Fukuzura, Making Science Simple
Nano-technology is all the rage these days. You can't pick up a scientific
journal without some mention of new discoveries or machines made that
could fit on the head of a pin. But how much of this stuff is really useful
to the average household?
Using materials mostly
found around the house or dad's workshop you can build your own nano-engine.
This is something that could be really used for building miniature models
or powering an army of small robots to help mother clean the kitchen or
even your room!
Scientific Principles:
Before getting started let's look at the principles of nano-technology.
A nano is a billionth of a meter, which means whatever we make has to
be really small. The advantages are that you'll be able to make lots of
these without taking up too much space or using a lot of materials.
Stuff You'll Need:
To make our nano-engine we'll need a bunch of gears, a power source and
a way of holding it all together. The gears are the easiest to make, so
let's start with those. Obtain a few metal filings from a source of well-tempered
steel. The butcher knife in the kitchen would be a good source.
Building Our Nano-Engine:
Using the laser we made in our last installment cut teeth into the filings.
Make a variety of sizes for different applications: 18, 36 and 72 teeth
are a good starting point. For miniature models using direct drive you
may want to hardwire in an axle. Fashion one from a longer filing held
on father's lathe. You may have to modify the holding mechanism to handle
something this small. A bit of chewing gum or sealing wax should do the
trick!
One of the beauties
of nano-technology is the mixing of biology with traditional machinery.
We'll mirror this exciting development with the housing of our engine.
Get a clipping from one of kitty's claws. File down to size and hollow
out with a pin or your pocket-knife.
For our power source
we'll take a watch battery. It's still much too large for our tiny engine,
so cut a tiny cross-section using dad's table saw. Get dad to help with
holding the battery as is goes through the blade. We could also make a
potato battery, but they don't carry as much power. Attach the battery
to the gears using a drop of melted tin, and the gears to the housing
with the glue gun. Don't use too much!
Applications
For Our New Engine:
With enough gears and proper aspect ratios you could use your new engine
to move the sofa, but practically you'll want to use it for smaller devices.
How about a miniature railway set? Or powering a radio-controlled plastic
bug across the bathtub? With enough preserverence you could use it to
build an army of worker robots. Your imagination is the limit.

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DISCLAIMER:
Kent's column is intended for amusement purposes only.
Always wear gloves when you use a glue-gun, never lick live human organs,
and never use a laser to cut a sandwich.
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