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| CANADA'S SOURCE FOR E-COMMERCE HUMOUR, PARODY, AND SATIRE
Do you know what I could do with a printing-money license? Why print money of course! And it seems that this new legitimate business opportunity is just that. Now settle in, because old Cecil is ready to share the wealth on this one. There will be so much green floating around, you'll need to hire John Deere to come around to mow it all up. Let me tell you then, and get ready--it's all in selling domain names. Heh, I know, you're thinking. "Why didn't I think of it before. It's so simple. Everyone needs a domain name." Well, you see my friends, it's the name of the domain that's going to make you money. Did you know that business.com sold for over 7 million? Oh man, that is the kind of currency that makes me want to dance. Oom-shaka-oom-shaka-OOM! But realize now, that not every domain name is going to lure the big fish. You know, domain names like Driedwaffles.com or Iaintgonnadrinkthatpotionwoman.com are not likely going to bag you seven million. You've got to think of that powerful buzzword that everyone knows, and everyone wants. I'm not going to give out all those words, you see, because Cecil is in it for himself too. I can only steer you towards the light; I'm not going to walk you into it. The key is to purchase and register these "key" domains that could either give you the most prestigious title for your company (before anyone else takes it) - or alternately, a name that you can register and then sell for a considerable profit. Simple? You bet your cocoa-covered ass it is! I doubt I could print that much money. Now take a moment to join me in song, as we rejoice in this opportunity. Oh sweet money, I'll tell
you one thing: Mamma is one lucky lady.
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