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| CANADA'S SOURCE FOR E-COMMERCE HUMOUR, PARODY, AND SATIRE
I know many of you don't have the best of the credit situation going on, and that it's not always easy to pay the bills. But a man needs to know that he can still succeed in the world of business, even if his chequebook looks like a spoiled ham. Now, I hope you've been reading along with me for all these months, and even though you haven't had the money to buy into the big deal yet, I'm betting that you're ready to invest, right now! You see, I know a way to get you started, and that highway paved with gold will soon be yours to travel. Cruising down that shiny road, you'll find yourself travelling in style! The key here, is to get some money up front. And fortunately for you, I got an offer from the fine folks at Cashexpert.com who are willing to lend you up to $500 cash. Now just listen to the name Cashexpert. What that means is that they are experts in cash, so they know a little something about money--and that makes damned fine sense to me. So what could you do with $500? Well sure you could buy your lady something nice, or you could get yourself a fine steak. But let's look at the big portrait here: you could turn five-hundred dollars into a lot more. Let's say for example you lent that money out to someone. You could get interest on that five-hundred, and you'd have made yourself a tidy bit of profit. That is what I'm talking about. I know it's rough, not having an entrepreneurial mind like old Cecil has. But you see, I've been around this block more than once or twice, and people recognize my flair for making money on business ideas like these. It's a special gift that God himself granted to me. I'm like one of his Special Financial Messengers here on Earth delivering the business gospel in an evangelistical manner. So mind what
I've said to you today, and someday soon, you'll be moving on up to Cecil's
part of town.
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