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| CANADA'S SOURCE FOR RELIGIOUS HUMOUR, PARODY, AND SATIRE
If you're like most people you believe that Ebenezer Scrooge, Tiny Tim and the rest of the Christmas Carol gang are the result of the fervent imagination of Charles Dickens. Nothing could be further from the truth! Careful reading of the Holy Scriptures reveals that God has foretold the fall and redemption of Ebenezer Scrooge, and more: Scrooge will rise again to walk the Earth among us mortals and lead us to righteousness. Of course this is hidden in code in books of the Bible, along with other fascinating and useful information. Using simple and easy-to-use Keys of Understanding we can unlock God's plan for Scrooge, Tiny Tim, and yes, even the terrifying ghost of Christmas-yet-to-come. The vital bits of this prophecy are hidden in Paul's Second Letter to the Corinthians. While literally, and entirely truthfully, the Letter is about the disciplinary difficulties faced by the early Church, Paul, through the Grace of God, also included His plans for the resurrection of Scrooge and his sacred mission. Let's look together: Verse 17 of Chapter 2 reads "We are not like so many others, who handle God's message as if it were cheap merchandise; but because God has sent us, we speak with sincerity in his presence, as servants of Christ." Applying the Keys of Understanding, a series of refined, scientific mathematical processes too detailed to go through in this short space we can now read this phrase as: "You could be an underdone bit of beef, or an undigested bit of potato. You're more gravy than grave!" Chapter 3, verse 10 says: "At all times we carry in our mortal bodies the death of Jesus, so that his life also may be seen in our bodies." Using my Keys of Understanding, developed over the last 15 years, we can now translate this as: "Let me sponge away the writing on this stone, spirit." The Keys of Understanding are scientifically proven to unlock God's Word and help you understand great literature. We have looked at just two verses of one Book of the Holy Scripture. Imagine the Wealth of Information God has hidden in the whole Bible! Imagine what it could mean to you! I leave you
with Chapter 4, verse 6, as interpreted by these special and unique Keys
of Understanding: "The Spirit said, 'Come. Rise and walk with me.'"
What is this if not a prediction of great things to come from a resurrected
redeemer, Ebeneezer Scrooge, as good a man and as good a master as the
world could expect
Evan Gilleste's Biblical Archive
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