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Advice from Helena Aunde-Bague

Oh I do so love the Christmas time of the year. It is a time for the presents to be given out, and the eggnog to be sipped in large quantities. It is for this time of year that I can show off how many friends I have with the hanging of all my fancy Christmas cards all around my country cottage.

Christmas will very much show you who is the naughty one and who has been nice. It will be perfectly obvious for you with how many invitations to the parties you will receive and how many you must politefully decline.

I am hoping particularly well that my male friendships will be especially generous for me this year. I know the admiral was promising me some very special jewelry adornments made of some rare and precious gemstones. The baron had mentioned to me about a parcel of countryside in his petite little country that would look perfect for my autumn visits. And I do so hope that Jean-Pierre remembers to only give me Italians automobiles--the upholstery on German cars usually clashes with my scarves.

Let us not forget those of us who are less fortunate, and not as beautiful. These do not always have their very own chalets to visit in Switzerland this year. They do not probably have any tropical getaways to get away to. And also let us remember those dear souls who must suffer through Christmas with the children, and their continuous complaining about their video sports, and how many Larry Potter magical kits they were hoping to get from St. Nicholas.

For the rest, I sip a glass to you for the season. I hope that you have a very special someone who will be very generous to you this holiday of the festivities. I will be back myself next year being that much the wiser person, and very much richer in understanding and material possessions.

Bon Noel et bonne année my sweets.

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