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| CANADA'S SOURCE FOR WILLIAM SHATNER HUMOUR, PARODY, AND SATIRE
POPULAR VACATIONING SPOT-- Scott Greaves started his vacation alone, but hungry for company. After two days at the resort, Scott had already met two single, attractive women. His initial problem was deciding which one he wanted to pursue a relationship with for the remainder of his trip.
"What would the floating head of William Shatner do?" pondered Scott. Scott was never good at asking for advice. In his senior year in high school, Scott once asked a friend how to approach Rebecca Kennedy, as he wanted to take her to the prom. But he was betrayed when that friend broke his trust and told others about the crush he had on "Becky". Eventually the whole school found out. Since that embarassing day, Scott has only trusted one person, a manifestation of the only true hero he has ever had: the floating head of William Shatner. Several times over the past few years, the floating head of William Shatner has given Scott a special brand of advice that he has been able to use in critical situations. Quick and decisive, with a large helping of charisma, the floating head of William Shatner was able to convince Scott he needed to change career paths, and "boldly go" into javascript programming. "At that point in my life I needed someone I could talk to about my directions in life," said Scott. "It was then that he appeared before me, presenting me with daring options I had never before considered." "I grew up watching Star Trek, and the non-disembodied version of William Shatner," admitted Scott. Scott has relied on the floating head of William Shatner on several other occasions, from his decision not to buy an '89 Toyota Tercel, ("you need more power, Scotty!"), to the time he almost purchased an iMac ("Have you gone completely mad, Scotty?"). Many times Scott considered the safe choice, the path of least resistence, but the floating head of William Shatner was there to instill him with confidence, and a take-the-bull-by-the-horns attitude. "Take that risk, Scotty," the floating head of William Shatner would say. "Defy the odds. Look fear in the face, and then give it a two-handed karate chop to the neck." Scott is
grateful for the advice and natural leadership the floating head of William
Shatner has provided, and he was positively "beaming" by the
end of his vacation--which he finished with both women (neither of them
green-skinned).
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