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Well, your excuses will hold as much water as a paper condom, and I'm not going to listen to one more ounce of it. I'm going to tell you this right now: can the shit, and put it on the shelf next to grandma's peach preserves! If I have to schedule a supervisor to work an extra shift just to keep you from holding your own private warehouse hockey league, it's going to come out of your minor-league paycheque. I am not blessed with so much free time that I can just drop what I'm doing to deal with your slackness. Let's put this shit on paper, and then vacuum-seal it for your freshness. We pay you the shift premium to work the midnight shift, so that the morning crew has that much less work to do. It's not for you and your team of freakos to host the flipping Stanley Cup. Is any of this getting through to you? I'll try and make this as simple as nylons on a hooker: Do you job, and I will not have to come down on you like Godzilla on a Tokyo suburb. The ice on your rink is thin, and ready to crack. Follow my
easy-to-understand rules, and I won't have to type up your dismissal form.
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