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A lot of people have been coming up to me on the street and saying: "Cecil, how do you keep getting all of these great business opportunities in your e-mail, when all I'm getting is spam and more spam? Every week, you seem to be sent the chance to grab the silver chalice, when all I'm getting is another boob trying to sell me a coffee mug with a broken handle." Well it sounds like the snake oil salesman has been bringing his wagon around to your town. You had best be careful and not sink your life savings into magic tonics and those serums that promise everlasting youth. The most important piece of advice I can offer you is this: be careful. Now I'm sure a lot of you probably do get some of this suspicious "spam". This is likely due to your lack of business acumen. I'm not trying to offend you at all. Don't take it personally, but we are not all business college graduates, and we may not all have the talent to be able to pluck the flowers from the weeds. There is a greater chance that a salesman of questionable repute will try to take advantage of someone of your lesser business qualities. You'll just have to start using common sense. Now I know you're probably saying to yourself that Cecil knows what he's talking about, and I should trust him, but when am I going to be offered the chance to make real money, the way he does? The answer to that is not an easy one, and not something I can answer in one simple article. But fortunately, I did receive an e-mail just the other day, that could solve those questions, and more! I just so happens that I sent away for a presentation kit that will allow me to be able to market my own money-making ideas. Just imagine, Cecil Sechelles' voice-on-tape coming live into your living room., telling you how to make money on the Internet. You'd be able to read my lessons from a large three-ring binder, and listen along while you plan to make your own riches. Shazam! I know how momma is passionate about authors. Um-hmm, she will be one lucky lady when that gets published. Alright,
I know that that wasn't the solution you were looking for--it's just that
most of these big-league ideas always seem to go to the big players. Don't
despair. After you buy "Cecil's Greatest Money Hits", I'm sure
your spam will change to caviar.
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