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| CANADA'S SOURCE FOR HUMOUR, PARODY, AND SATIRE
You've probably been wondering what's been going on with old Cecil. Has he finally retired? Has be made that big score and decided to hang it up in favour of some fun-loving in the sun? Oh, I wish it were so. But, you see, there'll be plenty of time to suck back margueritas, when I've maxed out my portfolio. It's tough, you know, every week picking out the best of the opportunities that the Internet throws at me like a butcher with a tasty steak bone. Speaking of steak, I tell you, I should never have to eat hamburger again with the e-mail business offers that keeping landing in my inbox. But I know you're asking--Cecil, I don't have the cash flow that you seem to talk about every week. I'm looking to make my millions on the Internet, but I need to start small. Okay, my friend, I know where you're coming from. It wasn't so long ago, that me and Momma were clipping coupons and returning bottles to the depot. You've got to start somewhere, and that somewhere is where you should start. Now, my e-mail has been overflowing with the kind of deals you're asking about. Perhaps I should tell you about the opportunity you could have to sell inkjet cartridges and laser toners wholesale from your own home? Or how about the tasty little business deal that allows you to make money filling out envelopes for large corporations? Listen, I could even let you in on this sweet little deal where all you have to do is purchase a few reports from other entrepreneurial individuals on the Internet and then turn around and sell them to 1000's of other people! Remember folks, these are all tested methods, proven to make money, and endorsed by several highly respectable individuals. There's nothing wrong with starting small, building a business plan like selling rolls of fax paper, or other ingenious plans like that. When you're ready to put in the big bucks, Cecil here will take you to that next step. I've got so many business offers that I'm sure I could never in a dozen lifetimes get the Cecil corporation to invest fast enough. You just
put your little nest-egg into one of those profitable businesses and I'm
sure we'll see you playing pinochle next to the pool, alongside all the
other retired millionaires. There ain't no thing like a wallet full of
green!
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