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Are you sick of depending on a job with too many hours and too little pay, with no personal reward and even less hope for the future? Using God's Word, as revealed in His Holy Scriptures, you can rescue yourself from your present day-to-day drudgery! It's as simple as using the simple, easy to understand Keys of Understanding to reveal God's Secret Plan for you. This week we will examine the Book of Timothy, and how God Wills for you to retire in the next two to five years. The Book of Timothy is in the New Testament. Naturally, it is literally and truthfully a warning against false teachings. Every word is true, do not doubt it. But God, in His Infinite Wisdom, has also hidden his Plan for your real financial independence and freedom inside this text. Let's examine a verse: Chapter Three, verse 1 reads: "This is a true saying: If a man is eager to be a church leader, he desires an excellent work." Applying the Keys of Understanding, a series of detailed, scientific and mathematical processes too detailed to go through in this short space we can decode this phrase to read: "No special skills or experience are required. We will give you all the training and personal support you will need to ensure your success!" This one verse should restore your faith in the world! Chapter Four, verse 6 reads: "If you give these instructions to the brothers, you will be a good servant of Christ Jesus, as you feed yourself spiritually on the words of faith and of the true teaching which you have followed." Using my Keys of Understanding, developed and perfected for over 15 years, we come up with: "This legitimate home-based income opportunity can put you back in control of your time, your finances, and your life" All of this is thoroughly documented and entirely true! These are just two verses of one Book of the Holy Scripture. Imagine the Wealth of Information God has hidden in the whole Bible! Imagine what it could mean to you! I leave you
with Chapter Five, verse 11, as interpreted by these special and unique
Keys of Understanding: "If you've tried other opportunities in the
past that have failed to live up to their promises, do not despair! This
is different than anything else you've ever seen
Evan Gilleste's Biblical Archive
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Biblical
Prophecy: How To Make It Work For You
