Choosing With Whom To Flirt

I am always at the parties, and women come up to me and ask about which of the men are the most interesting to be talking to. It is so obvious for the most part, because you can tell the most important ones by the way of their dressing. It is the men who have the sashes of course. These are men of great importance, and probably no less than a baron of some fancy European country no doubt. Always look for the special shiny medals that they are wearing on their suits, or perhaps one that is hanging around their neck with gold.

Be careful though however for the fellow with the eyepatch. He is always a scheming man with ambition. I do not trust those types and he is sure to be shifting his eyes beneath that patch.

Also the men who are always nice, are wearing the long white robes of Arabia, and most generous are these men. Mostly they are sheiks or sultans, and are very free with the gifts. I enjoy to be pampered by their type, however they are the most fickle, these Arabians, and will leave you for another woman who is half, I mean two-thirds of your age.

If you prefer to be flirting, always think of the status of the man who it is with whom you flirt. It can be the most embarrassing if the man of whom you are fluttering with your eyes is wearing a nice suit, but is only there to be serving you your champagne.

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