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Troy Ounce, Financial Upstart

Forget the bubble talk about trust: one of the hottest niches of the past 2 years is still using hands, string, or even bent clothes-hangers or tin cans to find rewarding long-term investments in soapy liquids.

It's the liquidity of these assets that gives them the potential to deliver small, large or extra-large yields.

The secret is in the water.

You may have heard some alarming things about formulas recently. Sizing up excellent performance over the past three years, some market watchers see an over-extended market prime for a quick poke with the finger. Splash!

In fact, during the winter months bubbles do go through a fairly significant sector-wide pullback. This represents a buying opportunity for some of the quality solutions and formulas that were affected, but let's leave that issue aside for a moment and look at where they are now and where they're likely to go next year.

First, the bubble issue needs to be addressed.

A lot depends on your trust in the formula. Some smaller, weaker trusts may run into trouble, especially with a hesitant breath and shaky hands. But with more respect and acceptance, even a shaky trust can be overcome and blower expectations realized.

There are plenty of reasons for expectations to run high. The Income Trust Index, a benchmark for listed trust, is up about 8.3 per cent so far this year, after gains of 22 per cent in 2001 and 21 per cent in 2000.

One reason why trust has ballooned is the terrible performance of the stocks, vegetable and beef, over the past few years. Even compared to a simple bouillon trust in bubbles looks wonderful. Unfortunately, a well-seasoned stock, or even a bisque, can have just the opposite effect on trust.

Look for good soft water in your formulas, as hard water or well water cuts through the detergent in no time--and your trust as well. Additives such as glycerine or corn syrup will enhance value and allow futures to grow exponentially.