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| CANADA'S SOURCE FOR SPAM HUMOUR, PARODY, AND SATIRE
SPAMTOWN, USA-- Come to where the excitement never stops and the fun can be, sliced, fried, and covered with hot mustard! It's Spamland, America's newest luncheon-meat based theme-park!
Are you looking for a family adventure that's unlike anything you've ever done before, and nothing like anywhere you've ever been? Then it's time to visit Spamland, the spammiest place on Earth! Whether you're taking a ride on Spammy's Railroad, or traveling on the Spam-O-Rail to the top of Spam Mountain, you'll find loads of pre-cooked excitement in Spamland! Children of all ages will enjoy eating candied Spam on our Midway, or winning stuffed spamimals on one of our many challenging games of Spam. Games for all skill levels--everyone's a winner at Spamland! Spammy Spamerson, and his gang of wacky meat-product characters, are the hosts of Spamland, and will guide you and your family from thrill to thrill, from ride to ride and from restaurant to restaurant. Children love fun-loving Spammy and his wacky sidekick Sporker the Pig. The shows are continuous and ongoing at the spammiest place on Earth! Are you looking for a thrill that you can preserve longer than...than a can of Spam? Our three Spamcoasters will test your ability to keep you from losing your Spam. Gourmets will love touring our authentic German Spamhaus, where Bavarian spam sausages are made by authentic German food-processing units. Free samples for everyone! Tour our delightful Spam Gardens, or walk along the banks of historic Spam River, where you can pan for Spam like they did during the great Spam rush of 1936, with only a tin plate and a hope for a better life. Interact with pioneer ham canners in historic Spamville and travel to futuristic Spamtopia and find out how Spam will be used throughout the galaxy in the years to come. Tiny tots will giggle and laugh over Spam-Capades, Spam-On-Ice, and the daily Spam Parade, or be deliciously scared by the Spam-Pirates as realistic Spamotronic characters threaten Speter Spam. The kids will love Spam Mountain, the 125 metre-high peak covered completely in glazed Spam! Every evening you'll be able to see the exciting new production of Spamtasia, in glorious Spam-o-Vision, playing nightly at the spamatorium in the spam-centre of Spamland. You and your family can stay at the beautiful Spam Seasons Hotel, right in Spam Village, with luxurious pools and exercise facilities. Take the Spam-O-Rail to Six Eggs Over Spam where older children will test their stomachs against our gravity-defying Spam rides. And don't forget souvenirs for friends and family back home. Spamware and other exclusive Spam merchandise are all available for reasonable prices from the Spamouvenir shop. Book your
vacation to Spamland today!
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