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 Conspiracy
Cal Unravels The Truth
In this report:
What's
with the STARS?:
Independent Researchers like myself have often wondered why are there
so many 5-pointed STARS in government. The American FLAG, the old USSR
FLAG, the Chinese FLAG, any SHERIFF--even the Chilean FLAG. What SECRET
information is HIDDEN in this star? NEW EVIDENCE suggests that the 72
degree angle of the pentagram link it to UNCONSCIOUS aural vibrations
inside the HUMAN BRAIN. Vibrations of the colour BLUE. Further research
is needed, but a connection with the element COPPER and other dimensions
/ planes of conscious are possible.
And
speaking of STARS--SARS!:
The Rolling Stones CONCERT in Toronto may have TEMPORARILY stopped the
spread of SARS in Canada, but what will they do about WEST NILE and MAD
COW DISEASE? My suggestions for a METALLICA concert for Mad Cow Disease
have gone unanswered by the Federal Government, part of their longstanding
policy of geopolitical alignment with the VATICAN against the Judeo-Masonic
Anglophile CABAL. Is this part of some secret PLOT to KILL ALL THE CATTLE
in the West? The Vatican is strangely silent.
Was
HITLER a converted JUDEO-MUSLIM?:
On the remote Turkish island of Buyukada lives the SECRET elite of Turkey's
ruling CONSORTIUM, the tiny cult of Judeo-Muslims known as the DOENMEH,
Spanish Jews who adopted Islam with a kabbalistic twist. Among their recruits
may have been ADOLF HITLER during a mysterious and secretive trip to England
in 1928. Then there is the parallelism between Enver Pasha taking the
Turkish soldiers to the East in the winter without proper gear and supplies,
allowing them to freeze to death and Hitler sending German into upper
Russia without proper gear to freeze them. Coincidence?
SADDAM
HUSSEIN seen lunching with ELVIS:
Both looked a little tired after their gambling binge at Las Vegas. Elvis
was eating a Club Sandwich, and drinking mineral water; Saddam picked
at a chicken salad with several cups of coffee at his elbow. Neither had
dessert, but left as soon as people started asking for autographs. The
price of fame!
CAL:
Stay inside, stay safe, stay warm. There's only so much time left!
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