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| CANADA'S SOURCE FOR E-COMMERCE HUMOUR, PARODY, AND SATIRE
Hey y'all, it's good to hear from you again. Yah, I know, I've been keeping a little too busy with my investments, and haven't had the chance to fill you in on what's been goin' on with old Cecil, but I tell ya, momma's been as happy as a pretty pig in a pile of pretty pig droppings, what with all the money coming in and all. It ain't easy being successful in the market, and in the bedroom! I tell you though it just doesn't stop. My hotmail account fills up faster than a rain barrel in a monsoon, and the business offers continue to intrigue my special moneymaking acumen. It's getting to the point that I'm soon gonna need an assistant, but you know, that would take away from some of my portfolio investment monies. As a wise investment-type fella, I have to keep my wits about me, and carefully evaluate each of the business opportunities these wise entrepreneurial types are presenting me with. I'll tell you what though. I'm willing to let you in on one of the sweet-looking deal that keeps showing up in my inbox, because I think these guys are onto something, and I believe that their persistence is going to pay off. Now girls, I don't want you to get embarrassed, because this is an investment in male medicine--the kind of man pills that make a man feel more like a man, for a lot longer than most men can. Yes, it's that magical little wonder-drug Viagra, and it appears that the Internet is just the sort of place that will get this product the exposure it needs. No no no! Not that kind of exposure. Please people, you're making Cecil go all red in the cheeks. Now a lot of you might think that Viagra is just as easy to buy as popcorn, but you know, people don't have the time to spend lined up outside the pharmacy waiting to pick up their sack of Viagra pills. I know that if I were a man with potential impotential potentiality, I might not want all my neighbours knowing that the black Mustang wasn't able to get out of the garage. You hear where I'm coming from? Some things is just best not discussed outside the bedroom, but I think we'll make an exception. Y'all could use a little confidence boosting, self-esteem lifting, and living yourselves a fuller, thicker life. Oh man, before
I read about this exclusive business offer, I never realized that a man's
manhood had such earning potential. But listen, let's just keep this little
business idea between us, and we're see if more than just our profits
will rise, okay? Momma is gonna be some surprised tonight!
Cecil's Archive Of E-Business Tips
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