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| CANADA'S SOURCE FOR COMPUTER HUMOUR, PARODY, AND SATIRE
ON YOUR HARD DRIVE--Ask a computer geek what he never has enough of, and he'll tell you it's "space on the hard drive." As these storage devices continue to grow in capacity, the applications and the operating systems that reside on them grow with them, making it nearly impossible to manage your drive space effectively. But while budgeting your free hard-drive space is necessary, it is critical that you don't needlessly dispose of the precious magnet media you've finished using. Use the Recycle Bin instead and conserve!
Your hard drive is filled with "files" which sounds like iron "filings," those messy little metal shavings that litter the floors of workshops and machinists shops. The two are not actually related, but everyone knows how hard it is to sweep up metal shavings. Files however, are made up of little "bits" and "bytes", the building blocks of all computer software and are essential to the operation of your computer system. Each time a file is "downloaded" it fills up valuable information-holding cylinders, blocks, and sectors. And every time you frivolously "delete" a file, it makes your hard drive just a little bit smaller. The space is thrown out or "erased", leaving a little less room for those important files on your machine. In order to conserve your drive space, it's important to use the Recycle Bin, a virtual salvage operation inside your computer that turns the old bits and bytes into reusable ones and zeros. The Recycle Bin restores hard-drive space so that you can use the device over and over again. People need to realize that our planet is becoming a storage dump for technological waste and obsolete hardware peripherals. We need to defragment our frivolous attitudes on conservation, and learn to curb our digital dumping practices. With proper Recycle Bin management, we can protect our landfills from filling up with used-up storage devices. Are there other alternatives? Reformatting is an option, but it's like getting the brake rotors machined on your car, or having your coffee table re-sanded. Each time you perform these functions you've got just a little bit less to work with, and the process is time-consuming, especially if your coffee table is made of glass or chrome. Computer users are more likely to throw out that exhausted 30 gig drive than spend the time to reformat. But if they had used the Recycle Bin from the start, it's likely they'd still be able to fill that drive with bootleg Culture Club MP3s, Speed Racer video clips, and German animated alpine porn. Like
throwing a tin can directly into your trash, or burning your old newspapers
in your fireplace, using the <Delete> key to get
rid of unwanted files can be habit-forming. If people took a more digital-ecological
approach to recycling and the Recycle Bin, more hard-drives could be saved
from the garbage dump.
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