The whatchamacallit, an incredible marvel of technology, was actually created by accident, as who-do-you-call-him was trying to invent something else. When whats-his-face indavertently mixed that one thing with that other thingamabob, he stumbled upon the concept that would soon result in the whatchamacallit.

The science behind the whatchamacallit is all just gobbledygook, at least to those who don't understand complicated scientific jargon. But the thingy does what it does pretty well according to old whats-his-face, who devoted a whole bunch of time getting it perfected. Apparently, after many dismal failures, he was finally able to test and confirm the results using some other gizmo.

The whatchamacallit is not whosit's first claim to fame. He was once a partner with that other guy, the one who had done diddlysquat until he stumbled upon that thing that made him famous and won him that award thingy and some other scientific flummery. His original doodad is still on display in that place over in that other well-known country.

In addition to the whatchamacallit, he also designed and created some other stuff, and did some other things that were important. His exploits are detailed in that best-selling book--you know the one I'm talking about.

Presently, such-and-such is working on some other dealybob, which he hopes will be of great benefit to mankind or whatnot, and after that he plans on doing fuck-all.

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