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IN THE BEDROOM-- Men are already under enough pressure to perform. Wives, mistresses, and girlfriends have high expectations, and sometimes it just isn't enough to want to cuddle and spoon your way through the night. While sex-enhancing drugs such as Viagra have made it possible for men to perform beyond normal expectations, the bedroom wonderdrug is raising the standards for normal men who until now, didn't think they were doing so poorly in the sack.
While no man wants a love-making session to fall short, nevertheless, he should be allowed to work with the tool that Nature provided him. However, because of Viagra, Cialis, and other erectile-enabling pills, the pressure to "keep up" is making more men go through their days in constant priapic states. Guys, don't be so hard-on yourselves! We know you want to make your women happy, but you shouldn't need to tie a sweatshirt around your waist because you're constantly flying at half-mast. Men have the God-given right to achieve normal erection, but it is unreasonable for the drug-free male to be expected to rise on command, and maintain that stance for longer than nature's intended sexual time limit. Man is a love-making machine, but even a machine has its limits. In the old days, a man could have a stiff drink to help keep him stiff. He didn't need this new cock-cocaine to impress his lady. How long can we keep it up? A good diet and a healthy lifestyle will help you maintain yourself a little bit longer, but once your copulating companion realizes the everlasting potential of Viagra, you are going to be hard-pressed to stay off the dick-dope. Yes, Viagra
has been a godsend to men who had lost their urges. But ladies, please,
for those of us with normal sex drives, don't force us to take that magical
little sex pill! We're only men.
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