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Barry Onmione
"Barry's advice helped me get through my first six years of college." --Van Wilder
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THE BACHELOR PAD-- Barry is a true bachelor. Others live
their bachelor lives vicariously through Barry, while Barry
continues to offer sound bachelor advice to the many desperate
single people in need of on-your-own guidance. His valuable
tips reach thousands of college students, and those facing
the struggle of being single on their own.
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