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The Twilight's Last Gleaming ON THE BUS-- Bobby Wilson has probably been watching too many television reruns, because he could have sworn he was living one of them on his ride home from school.
Bobby, who is a big Star Trek fan, and enjoys the original Twilight Zone series, was unable to convince the bus driver or other passengers that the celebrity was deliberately tampering with the bus, tearing off pieces of the metal siding with his bare hands. Bobby
usually gets a ride from his dad, but that particular day
his dad's car, a 1981 Gremlin, was in the shop because someone
had tampered with the engine.
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Bobby,
11, was certain that a mysterious man resembling celebrated
actor William Shatner was outside the window of the bus, following
alongside it riding on a horse.
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